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I could get a trick or treater, I'm so bored.

Who can that be?

Oh my goodness, I don't have any lollipops or anything, but I do have some booty chocolate.

Look at this big fucking ass, look at it. Is it intimidating to you?

Look at this fucking ass, that's a huge ass.