Καυτός κώλος καυλιάρης άγνωστος τινάζεται μπροστά μου και χύνει σε όλο το στήθος μου μετά το πάρτι ενώ είμαι ακόμα τρικλοποδιά

So I've been at this cool ass party the other day.

Great occasion, good music, lots of drinks and other stuff to consume.

Met this guy, we talked a lot and I mentioned that I'm on porn.

I showed him some wits and he said "Damn, I would love to be on your channel too."

"No problem" I answered and the next thing I remember is sitting in his home, I guess.