Αθώα δασκάλα γαμάει ξανθιά νεαρή με μικρά βυζιά

This is TJ Cummings, formerly Coach Cummings, now Hall Monitor Cummings.

I've been demoted, you see. That's what happens when your principal calls you a fairy and you knock him out.

But I patrolled the sidelines with pride and dignity, and I'll do the same to these halls.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, no running the halls!

Fuck you, you stupid douchebag!