Η λαίδη Σόνια σε έπιασε ενώ έκανε ηλιοθεραπεία

Hi. I wanted a word with you. It's a bit of a tricky one actually because you've confused me quite a bit.

Why did you send me a picture of myself sunbathing nude in the garden? I mean it was my garden.

What were you even doing in my garden? I mean your uncle wasn't home. You knew he was away in America on business.

So why would you have been sneaking around my garden? Watching me? I don't get that.

Were you having a wank? I bet you were weren't you? Oh my goodness.