Η καυλιάρα ξανθιά μητριά μου και η θετή μου αδερφή εναλλάσσονται με το μεγάλο μου πουλί

So, what's your plans today, son?

I might go ride the four-wheeler, play some bingo, time to shoot, I don't know.

How about doing some homework and maybe like look for a job or something?

Uh...

That should be on your schedule today.