Στήνοντας μια σκηνή για τους milf βασιλιάδες του ριάλιτι

See, I thought this was the reason why you get married, so you don't have to have nice other men go against you on the beach.

That's exactly, exactly, exactly right.

Well, my pig of a husband hasn't been back since we got down here.

Oh.

Woo.