Δύο βυζαρούδες ώριμες πουτάνες γαμιούνται με γαμιά και τρώνε μούτρα μαζί

What? Before you judge me, I want you to write down the three worst things you've ever done to the person you're in love with.

And the things they don't know about.

Go ahead, get some paper and write them down.

And don't try to justify or explain why you did them or how your circumstances were different.

Did you do it? Good.