Νεαρή σκύλα παίρνει το μεγάλο πούτσο στον κώλο

There's nothing on the tube, none of my friends are around, and I'm just sitting here all by myself.

What to do?

Fortunately, I thought about this before I ended up sitting home alone.

And being the creative problem solver that I am, I figured out a way how being home alone wouldn't be boring,

and how I wouldn't be home alone.