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Why is there shit all over my room?

First of all, there's a fucking leak in your room, so calm the hell down.

They're fixing it. In the meantime, you can ***** on the couch.

I'm definitely not *****ing on the couch, and I don't expect to really be able to do a whole lot else.

You don't think you're gonna ***** on the couch?