Από κοντά τινάζω το μεγάλο χοντρό άκοπο λαδωμένο μεγάλο μου μαύρο πούτσο, μιλάω βρώμικα και γκρινιάζω πολύ μέχρι να χύσω κοντά στην κάμερα

Hey there, how are you doing? Long time no see.

Yeah, I know it's been a while, you know. It's good seeing you though. So what are you up to tonight?

Oh, you not doing anything, you know, since I see you maybe you're at TV.

Maybe, um, so you wanna go get a drink, you know, or something?

Maybe, like, you can go get some food, you know, stuff to eat, tea, whatever, you know, anything.